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Jun 30, 2026 BITCH HERE

They say nobody's ever beaten the Van Wyck! Elaine Benis Seinfeld - 1991

By Elena Marsh

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Jul 24, 2026 Van Wyck Jokes

Late at night isn't any better

So many times I'm coming back late at night (10:30+) and it's STILL BUMPER TO BUMPER!!! I've been there at 1 am with my car in park because nothing's moving...

Jun 14, 2026 BITCH HERE

I finished my thesis on the van wyck expressway!!

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